problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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