So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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