He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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