K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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