i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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