i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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