I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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