I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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