Cold hands, warm shart.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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