Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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