you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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