Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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