Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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