Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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