the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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