Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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