Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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