The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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