There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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