Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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