We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
