when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
meet me or not, i'm out of control
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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