you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
honey bunches of taint.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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