Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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