People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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