I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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