non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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