I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
