I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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