she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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