He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you had me at cake vodka
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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