have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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