i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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