We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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