I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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