just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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