you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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