so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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