I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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