so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
birth control should be required to get into college
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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