he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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