But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
