"it" just moved
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You almost got us killed.
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