i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
