you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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