Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
