Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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