He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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