I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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