like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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