Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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