drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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