yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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