My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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