for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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